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Got called lazy, I almost replied.

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maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

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When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Tumblring on my phone

Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have

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